Hilarious.

Humor :)

I usually end up in splits of laughter at very small things...A sarcastic remark or something hilarious .Humor I find in small little things...at times I couldn't stop laughing,there are many incidents where I left places... 'cause It was hilarious and hard to handle....Moms hard stares still haunts me ,BUT I am better now.
My hubbys nature of sarcastic remarks still makes me laugh
ME"Honey did you lock the door properly and put alarm system..."
Him.."Nope why would I do that?I want burglars to come inn and take our valuable stuff specially the jewelry set you brought last week ...its will be a good loot for them"
I end up saying Soooo funny....
...Living in US I Do come across many Desi's who end up using all wrong English and slang...in grocery store, Gurudwara , park.I end up laughing...loudly...all wrong English and so much confidence ...LOVE it!
Canada (Toronto) which has lot of Indian community it appears to be "little India"..places like Brampton, Markham ,Malton, Mississauga has lot of Punjabi community ,they have stores have punjabi font as store names,its kinda amazing....I love Toronto!! it has that flavour of Desi stuff..I like.
 All good Indian cuisines and street food available...Vegetarian to non -vegetarian.
Stylish Desi Aunties  driving BMW or Merc with big  hoops or jhumkhas ..its kinda hilarious at times.
There are many joke's made on Desis's(indians) .
 I came across a Video  of Brown (skin) family and their life style in Toronto ..couldn't stop laughing ..its very hilarious and very close to reality...
jus watch this!

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it was monday ...I came to my office...Sheetal called and asked "how was .weekend ..?? "I said" nothing much..same old cleaning and pending work at home..Yes I went for shopping ....."new summer collection is there !!"
Sheetal said"I am not in good mood today...."my hubby picked up a fight for no reason and I was upset whole day"...
.she said" I am sending you an email"....Check this out...
(this mail was actually sent to her by her husband)

The E-mail Says....

(what Every Women Wants?)

......Every women wants a normal husband.....

..........A normal Simple Ring.............

                           ..............A small wedding party......................

                       ................Honeymoon at any place...................

                           ..............A small house for kids to play....................

                                .................lovely children..............................

                                ..................Husband is a family man..................

                                     .................But Hard working..........................

 

                      ....................Small Car for shopping.....................................

                         .......................Another car for kids.......................

                    ........................Some collection of bags.....................

                   ....................Shoes for each occasion........................................

           
               ................................Some outfits...............................................

            ................little bit of make up........................

 ...........................................some cosematics...............................................

                              ...............overseas trip once a year...................

                                 ........more often on domestic trips................

                             ..............Some dinners..................................

                               .............Gifts occasionally.................................

                                     ..........Finally some securities.....

                ........Excellent wishes... the final climax is yet to come.................


              ........Final stage of husband after fulfilling these wishes..........

 ************************************************************************************
I personally feel....husband will never come to that stage.....and on a serious note...
we know our resources and we spend wisely...wives are jus taken for granted ..and hilarious stuff is written ..... We love,we care ..and we make our world beautiful!

Surreal!

 

(the Big bull)

We as humans always learn from experiences ...sometimes its hilarious and Comic...Surreal..I also had some kind of experiences in past,but never felt bad or considered myself as Dumb coz every instance gives an opportunity to learn and be wise...

this happened sometime back ...It was on friday and we had a get-together at friends place...I, as usual was late from work and had to go home and then get formally dressed for party...so little upset for running late I was in big rush...

When we reached there and as I entered I could see some Aunties sitting on the couch and looking very sad..I greeted them and sat next to them on the chair listening to the discussion that was going...to me it appeared somebody expired as they were saying"what will she do in this young age?? the community is not ready for her other marriage and with a small kid..??and there were mutual condolences from every other friend..I thought I am always late in everything..never I get time to call or formally pay my grievances ..so rude of me!!..I joined the discussion and said" Life is very short..unexpected things happen sometimes...life and death  is not under control..then trying to be little more philosophical I said .."life is like a play" ..and everybody has to play its part and go..its sad for a young girl without husband!!..everybody was looking at me seriously..then one of the aunties said"Betaji(my dear)are you coming from work?I said "yes"she said "go and eat some snacks and have a cold drink ...looks like a long day for you!!

everybody sitting there started laughing....I asked "Hey what happened"??they looked at me ..and said.."we are discussing Indian serial  and nothing more!!!which was aired last week ,,some BS(bullshit..Indian soaps)I thought..

its was hilarious though..but the way ladies were discussing were like they had come on funereal I thought..how people get involved into these wicked dramas and soaps..Crazy!!!

or may be I dont follow them nor do I have time to get into this stuff otherwise I would have been queen of discussions like them...But on a serious note..I jus cant handle those wicked conspiracies they show which creates an ugly scene at every house hold!!

Comments!

I have been so busy last week ..couldn't read or write any blog.. just wanted to thank all of you for these lovely comments on "Hilarious" post.....every time I narrate an incident its from my own experiences and my feelings.. nothing fake or a story... realities taken from my own experiences...

sometimes weird ..sometimes hilarious..with all kinds of people I talk and bump into...

....As per Comments ...I would appreciate guys if keep an open Id instead of "Anonymous"..nothing personal but it helps me to know you better with your Ids .

..I will catch you soon and update all the blogs..with my comments ..which I miss reading them right now with all the work on my desk, cant think of anything else other then completing it..

thanks n God Bless!!!